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JON GARATE - Cowboy, Author, Entertainer


Jon On His Faithful Mustang, Peanut
In The Old Days

Jon In The Livingroom,
These Days

A Hoedown,
With The Grandkids
(A Few of 'Em)

WHAT'S TO BE SAID ABOUT THIS OLD GEEZER, ANYHOW?
Old time cowboy - Retired.
Electrician - retired.
MM Degree, OCSH - Master of Mediocrity from Old Cowboy School of Hard Knocks
BA Degree - CSU
GREATEST HONOR OF ALL - DAD to six, GRANDPA to ? I lost count after 10


Jon Garate, was born, raised, and lived among pioneers, homesteaders, cowboys, and other characters of the Old West. The Madeline Plains, which provided the unique experience that formed the uniqueness of character of this author, story-teller, and fillyosofer, is in a very, very remote area of northeast California. It is a hard, harsh high desert mountain country where, according to the author’s father, “. . .about the only thing you could raise was dust, hell, and kids”. But some families, including the Garates succeeded in raising some cattle and sheep for 4 generations on the family homesteads in the far reaches of northeastern California.
All of Jon’s writings come out of the roots of the pioneer world of America. Laced with humor, insight, and experience that comes from generations of scratching a living out of some of the world’s harshest environments, these books will have you laughing out loud, and have you yearning for a simpler, more rewarding, more basic life. Hopefully you will be inspired to make a few changes in your life and get back to a few of the roots of your own pioneer ancestry.
Jon’s education consists of an MM Degree (Master of Mediocrity) from OCSHK (Old Cowboy School of Hark Knocks), where he learned to ride with the old time cowboys, and drove a team of horses and wagon before learning to drive an automobile. He attended 8 years in a one room school, 4 years of high school, and earned a BA degree in Industrial Arts from CSU.

You will definitely want to take a look at Jon’s books. Therein lies wonderful humor, insight and entertainment.

In STORIES FROM THE LIVINGROOM, you will experience through true stories and illustrations, The Old West in a format you will find nowhere else.

In A PARTY OF ONE you will find some wonderfully uplifting political parodies with some inane solutions, and some real workable solutions, for today’s political woes.

I HURT, THEREFORE I AM provides you with wonderful solutions (fillyosofies) for the challenges of living happier, more contented, more peaceful life in this world of consumerism, brutal competition, and the rat race.

Coming early in 2008: THE JOYS OF BARNYARD MUSIC. Through stories, and word illustrations Jon shows you how to stop working your music, and start playing it. Especially helpful and encouraging to you if you love music, want to play an instrument, or sing, but think you aren’t good enough, or think you can’t learn. Jon is living proof that anyone can learn to play and sing for a lifetime of musical joy.